
AlertTrack_Satsuko:	
	db "Some Fucktard is on our tail!",255
AlertTrack_Yarita:	
	db "We're being chased!",255
AlertTrack_Ginkenta:	
	db "Some commie scum is tracking us!",255
AlertTrack_Engiki:
	db "Our lives are in peril... Our foes are tracking us!",255
AlertTrack_Sa:	
	db "Um, something bad is coming... we're all dead!",255
AlertTrack_Misari:		
	db "We're being tracked... it's all good!",255
AlertTrack_Yokubiko:			
	db "Heh, someone thinks they can follow us? lets kill and rob them!",255
AlertDeadCiv_Satsuko:	
	db "HA! that weakling was a total NOOB!... now our kick ass reputation has increased!",255
AlertDeadCiv_Yarita:	
	db "We beat them good! hey, wait... they were harmless? oops!",255
AlertDeadCiv_Ginkenta:	
	db "Enemy destroyed! Sadly they were worhless trash!",255
AlertDeadCiv_Engiki:
	db "The Tradedy! We killed the enemy only to find out they were innocent? oh well!",255
AlertDeadCiv_Sa:	
	db "They're dead... but, er, I think we did something bad!",255
AlertDeadCiv_Misari:		
	db "We are victorious... but we must prey for the innocent souls lost!",255
AlertDeadCiv_Yokubiko:			
	db "Hee hee! more dead innocents... lets steal their shoes... heck, lets steal their feet!",255
	
MooderDMG_Satsuko:	
	db "Oh Shit... Satsuko has gone crazy, and kicked the shit out of the ship's hardware",255
MooderDMG_Yarita:	
	db "Yarita has literally FUCKED the ship! There's blue spooge everywhere! We're gonna need Hazmat suits & a ton of Plan-B!",255
MooderDMG_Ginkenta:	
	db "Ginkenta has lost it... He's stripped half the ship for precious metals!",255
MooderDMG_Engiki:
	db "Engiki-172 has flipped... he's smashed half the ship in protest over god knows what!",255
MooderDMG_Sa:	
	db "Sa's mindfucked again! He imagined the entire ship might break... and now it has!",255
MooderDMG_Misari:		
	db "Here we go again! Misari's in a narcotic induced stupor - she's rewired a bunch of circuits, and everything's buggered!",255
MooderDMG_Yokubiko:			
	db "Someone has sabotaged the ship!... I'm not sure who it was, but it was DEFINATELY Yokubiko!",255
	
StressMax_Satsuko:	
	db "All I see around me is people I want to kill!",255
StressMax_Yarita:	
	db "Oh Shit, All this excitement is driving me crazy! I really wannna... hehehehe!",255
StressMax_Ginkenta:	
	db "Why do I have to do this? Do you know who I am??",255
StressMax_Engiki:
	db "Someone as important as ME should not have to do this work!",255
StressMax_Sa:	
	db "ARRGH! this is too much! I can't cope!",255
StressMax_Misari:		
	db "This hassle is for the mortal world... I must meditate!",255
StressMax_Yokubiko:			
	db "My people do not do this kind of thing... You will regret your insolence!",255
	
AlertDeadBoun_Satsuko:	
	db "What, we get to kill people AND get paid? This rocks!",255
AlertDeadBoun_Yarita:	
	db "Woo hoo! we pounded them, and now we get rewarded!",255
AlertDeadBoun_Ginkenta:	
	db "Enemy killed...We are superior... and we shall reap the rewards!",255
AlertDeadBoun_Engiki:
	db "We killed the enemy and were paid well... but it's not about the money, right!",255
AlertDeadBoun_Sa:	
	db "ah! enemy dead ... um - apparently we're get paid for that",255
AlertDeadBoun_Misari:		
	db "The balence of the cosmos is returned, and we are richer for it!",255
AlertDeadBoun_Yokubiko:			
	db "Heh... Our wealth increases with the crushing of our enemies!",255

	
AlertDead_Satsuko:	
	db "Die Screaming Assmongers! I'll eat your corpse in hell!",255
AlertDead_Yarita:	
	db "Ha! We totally fucked those spoogemonkeys!",255
AlertDead_Ginkenta:	
	db "Target Nutralized... Our power is infinite!",255
AlertDead_Engiki:
	db "Enemy down... if only we could have been friends!",255
AlertDead_Sa:	
	db "er, bad guy dead... we're safe now!",255
AlertDead_Misari:		
	db "Harmony is restored... lets celebrate!",255
AlertDead_Yokubiko:			
	db "HA! Got Em! They were no match for us!",255
	
AlertBattery:	
	db "Oi,DumbAss - We can't jump with a flat battery! ",255
AlertJumpFail:	
	db "Great!",1,"Now thanks to our",3,"fucked",2,"Jumpdrive we're really in the shit!",255
